Sex is illegal

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Sex is illegal

Postby Ian Pedlar » Sun Jan 14, 2018 7:14 pm

Yes folks, the Mary Whitehouses of the world have succeeded and sex is now illegal.
Punishable by incarceration, even thinking about sex will get you a jail sentence.

I was just watching a film called 'Professor Marston and the wonder women' (you can tell it's more than one by the 'e' 'women' rather than 'woman')

The lucky son of a gun has a beautiful wife and also a beautiful woman who is his student and they all end up having lots of sex.

All three of them.

Disgusting! they should be gaoled!

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